Jan: [on the phone] Hello, Michael?
Michael Scott: Hey, you.
Jan: I'm returning your call. You said it was urgent.
Michael Scott: It is urgent. I just wanted to call and wish you a happy birthday.
Jan: Well, today's not my birthday. So...
Michael Scott: Really? 'Cause I thought we had the same birthday.
Jan: Happy birthday, Michael.
Michael Scott: Thanks.
Jan: [on the phone] Am I on camera?
Michael Scott: Nope. Totally private. You can say whatever is in your heart.
[call disconnects]
Michael Scott: [to camera person] You can take a five if you want.