Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in Take Your Daughter to Work Day
Jake: Mr. Poop, I have to tell you something. Dwight K. Schrute: Okay. But first, that's not my name. Jake: You're ugly. Dwight K. Schrute: Well, at least I'm not a horrible little latchkey kid who got suspended from school. So... Jake: Meredith! [wailing]