Dwight K. Schrute: Okay, you know what, this isn't working, because I'm not nervous in front of them. They're my subordinates.
Jim: No, we're not.
Dwight K. Schrute: Yes, you are. I'm assistant regional manager.
Jim: Which means absolutely nothing.
Dwight K. Schrute: Michael, can you explain?
Michael Scott: Well, it's mostly made up. So...