Dwight K. Schrute: Okay, first impressions.
Michael Scott: He sounded sick.
Dwight K. Schrute: Which is exactly how you'd want to sound, if you wanted someone to think you were sick.
Michael Scott: That's exactly what I was thinking.
Dwight K. Schrute: Question. May I investigate?
Michael Scott: Yeah. Drop what you're doing. Make this a priority. Because an office can't function efficiently unless people are at their desks, doing their jobs.