Quote from Michael Scott in The Injury
Michael Scott: Can I have everyone's attention, please? Phyllis. Oscar. Ryan, who is supposed to be dead. Can I ask you all a question? Do you know what it's like to be disabled? Oscar? Phyllis: Um, I had scoliosis as a girl. Michael Scott: Never heard of it. No, a real disability, not a woman's trouble. Creed: When I was a teenager, I was in an iron lung. Michael Scott: Wh- How old are you? No, it Look, the point is, I am the only one here who has a legitimate disability. Although I'm sure Stanley has had his fair share of obstacles. Stanley: I'm not disabled, and neither are you. Michael Scott: Okay. What does this look like to you, Stanley? Stanley: Mail Boxes Etc. Michael Scott: Shut it.