Michael Scott: Oh, God! Oh, help! Help me.
Toby: What happened?
Michael Scott: I fell off the toilet. I'm caught between the toilet and the wall.
Toby: What do you need?
Michael Scott: Not you. Someone else. Get Pam.
Toby: I don't think Pam's gonna wanna come in to the men's room.
Michael Scott: Get Ryan. He needs to lift me, and he needs to clean me up a little bit. Bring a wet towel.
Toby: Ryan is dead.
Michael Scott: No, he's not.
Toby: Dead.
Michael Scott: I just saw him.
Toby: No. Can you just get up yourself? You only grilled your foot.