Quote from Michael Scott in The Injury
Pam: It's just that before, you said you didn't want any special treatment. Michael Scott: I don't want any special treatment, Pam. I just want you to treat me like you would a family member who's undergone some sort of serious physical trauma. I don't think that's too much to ask. Pam: Do you want some aspirin? Because you seem a little fussy. Michael Scott: No, I don't want some aspirin. Yeah, I am fussy. Aspirin's not gonna do a damn thing. I'm sitting here with a bloody stump of a foot.