Quote from Michael Scott in The Injury
Pam: [answering the phone] Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam. Michael Scott: Pam, it's Michael. Help me. I need help right now! Pam: Michael, what's wrong? Michael Scott: I'm hurt. I have hurt myself. [groaning] Oh, my God! Pam: Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait! Michael Scott: Oh, this is not looking good, Pam. Pam: Michael, do you need me to call an ambulance? Michael Scott: No! I want you to pick me up. Pam: Okay. Wait a sec. I thought you said that you were hurt. Michael Scott: I am hurt. I hurt my foot. I'm sorry. I want to come to work, but I need you to come and pick me up.