Quote from Michael Scott in Booze Cruise
Captain Jack: Actually, I'm the skipper. Michael Scott: Okay. Captain Jack: But you could be Gilligan. Michael Scott: No! I'd rather die. Hi. I am Michael Scott. I am the captain of this party. Captain Jack: I'm Captain Jack. I'm captain of the ship. I'm also captain of anyone who sets foot on this ship. Hi, welcome aboard. Michael Scott: Okay.