Jim: "Inside the FBI, Agent Michael Scarn sits with his feet up on his desk. Catherine Zeta-Jones enters."
Phyllis: "Sir, you have some messages."
Dwight K. Schrute: "Not now!"
Phyllis: "They're important."
Dwight K. Schrute: "Okay, what are they?"
Phyllis: "The first message is, 'I love you.' That's from me."
Dwight K. Schrute: "Not in a thousand years, Catherine, we work together. And get off my desk."