Michael Scott: The first guy says, "Well, I'm an astronaut, so I drive a Saturn." And the second guy says, "Well, I am a pimp, so I drive a cheap Escort." And the third guy says, "I got you both beat. I'm a proctologist, so I drive a brown Probe."
Christian: [laughing] Oh, no! No! Oh, my God, that's funny! I almost had Awesome Blossom coming out of my nose!
Jan: Excuse me, could I have a vodka tonic, please?