Dwight K. Schrute: This is called leveraging an offer. Michael, can I talk to you for a moment?
Michael Scott: Oh, God.
Dwight K. Schrute: I just thought you should know that I was just offered a job with better pay, better benefits, and a better title at Cumberland Mills.
Michael Scott: Fantastic.
Dwight K. Schrute: And I turned it down.
Michael Scott: What? That would have solved all my problems.
Dwight K. Schrute: Out of loyalty to this company.
Michael Scott: Oh, you idiot. Go.
Dwight K. Schrute: So I was hoping to be made Assistant Regional Manager officially.
Michael Scott: If you left, I wouldn't have to fire anybody.
Dwight K. Schrute: But then you wouldn't have me here.
Michael Scott: Big deal. Oh, it would have worked out so well.