Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in Office Olympics
Dwight K. Schrute: Question. What about car-pooling? Who pays for the gas? Michael Scott: We take separate cars. Dwight K. Schrute: Okay, question. Can sometimes I drive your car and you drive mine? Michael Scott: Why would we do that? Dwight K. Schrute: Just for fun. Michael Scott: No. Dwight K. Schrute: Okay, question. Who's the primary on the fire insurance? Michael Scott: [mimicking buzzer] Game over. Offer revoked, Dwight. I'm sorry, but you reach out and you try to be a nice guy and help out a friend and this is what happens. This is what I get.