Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in The Dundies
Dwight K. Schrute: This woman is having a seizure. Grab her tongue! Grab her tongue! It's okay, I'm a Sheriff's Deputy. Jim: Well, he's a volunteer. Dwight K. Schrute: Don't get into that now. We need something to cushion her head. Throw pillow, a cushion... Okay, I'm gonna use my shirt.