Quote from Michael Scott in The Alliance
Meredith: "Meredith, good news. You're not actually a year older because you work here where time stands still." Michael Scott: I don't know about that. Meredith: That was Stanley. "Meredith, happy birthday. You're the best. Love, Pam." Michael Scott: Aw! [gagging] Thanks, downer. Meredith: This is from Michael. "Meredith, let's hope the only downsizing that happens to you is that someone downsizes your age." Michael Scott: Because of the downsizing. Rumors. And because you're gettin' old.