Dwight K. Schrute: The problem, Jim, is that people who are really suffering from a medical condition won't receive the care they need, because someone in this office is coming up with all this ridiculous stuff. "Count Choculitis."
Jim: Whoo, sounds tough.
Dwight K. Schrute: Why did you write that down, Jim? Is it because you know I love Count Chocula?
Jim: Do you?