Jim: What do we got?
Dwight K. Schrute: I was thinking of proposing to Esther today.
Jim: Wow! Congratulations, that's a really big step.
Dwight K. Schrute: She's got a ton of great qualities. She's young, she's beautiful, genes so pure you could lick them. Her family admires me. My family tolerates hers. A lot of them are the same people because we're third cousins, which is great for bloodlines and isn't technically incest.
Jim: Right in the sweet spot. I think you're gonna be really happy.
Dwight K. Schrute: Plus her dowry contains a walk-in freezer full of frozen, premium cattle sperm.
Jim: [whistles] That's a lot of pros.
Dwight K. Schrute: And did I mention that she weaves? Colorful, durable blankets and rugs! It all adds up.
Jim: So what is the problem?
Dwight K. Schrute: Angela.