Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in A.A.R.M.
Jim: You know, Dwight, this whole search for the assistant thing—none of these people are good enough. Dwight K. Schrute: I know. Jim: What I'm about to say makes no logical sense, and yet, it might be the most logical thing I've ever said. Dwight K. Schrute: Jim, this is gonna come as no surprise but I know exactly what you are going to say. The only possible assistant to my assistant- Jim: Is- Dwight K. Schrute: Me. [back in the office:] Jim: The new assistant to the assistant to the regional manager is Dwight K. Schrute. Dwight K. Schrute: Yes! Thank you. Jim: I think you might want to kneel for this. And yet, the manager for Dunder Mifflin kneels for no one. [Dwight awkwardly lunges] That's it. You look really, really good. Dwight K. Schrute: Okay, from now on, anyone who needs to speak to me has got to go through me first, all right?