Quote from Andy in Livin' the Dream
Andy: Toby! Hey, I changed my mind again. I am gonna leave Dunder Mifflin to pursue acting after all. Toby: Okay, then, Andy. Andy: Yeah, but here's the thing. I can't have good old Dunder Mifflin to fall back on or else I'll never succeed. Gotta burn those boats! So I need you to go into my file and put down that I was fired for theft and/or groping wieners. Toby: Andy, you know I can't do that. It'd be lying. Andy: Seriously? Toby: Yeah, I'm— Andy: Come on, just do it. Toby: I can't. Andy: All right, fine. Just know that you made me do this. [starts touching Toby's thighs] Toby: [fending Andy off] Oh, come on. Andy, no. Andy: God, Toby, don't. Stop blocking my hand. Toby: No, no. Andy: This is your- You brought this on. Toby: No, no. Andy. Andy: Okay, all right. Groped you good. Off to Hollywood!