Dwight K. Schrute: Hello.
Andy: Well, hello.
Dwight K. Schrute: Big day for you.
Andy: Big day for you.
Dwight K. Schrute: Thank you.
Andy: Love the belt.
Dwight K. Schrute: Oh, yes.
Andy: You know, I don't know anything about karate but I have broken a few boards in my day. Diving boards, at my family pool in Redding. I was an obese child. I never talk about that here, but Nard-dog's outta here, so letting it all hang out!
Dwight K. Schrute: This is exciting! You're finally gonna get to go out and flap your wings.
Andy: Thank you, I appreciate that. ‘cause a lot of people are saying I might not make it.
Dwight K. Schrute: Oh, I doubt you'll make it. Very few do who've tried to be a star. But, listen, you've saved up enough money to take a couple of years off to pursue your dream and have some fun, right?
Andy: No, I just applied for more overdraft protection.
Dwight K. Schrute: Andy, I have nothing to gain from getting you to stay, and everything to gain from you leaving. But please, I have known you for years, I have seen you perform. Dear God, don't quit your day job.