Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in Promos
Esther: Dwight, we need to talk. Dwight K. Schrute: I don't know that there's anything left for us to talk about, Esther. Esther: Look, we're gonna have the tractor for the same amount of work days but my dad is planning on leasing it to the Vanderkirk brothers on the weekends. Dwight K. Schrute: No. Esther: So you're going to be paying more, but he's putting on ten times the miles and he's pocketing a profit behind your back. Dwight K. Schrute: That snake! Esther: You need to tell him you want a deal based on miles or he can just stick that tractor where the sun don't shine. Dwight K. Schrute: That shady grove out by Willard's pond. Esther: Mmm-hm. Dwight K. Schrute: So, you're fine with me not leasing the tractor? I mean, our courtship can proceed? Esther: Of course. [laughs] You didn't just think I was tractor bait, did you? Dwight K. Schrute: [laughs] No! Clark: Hey Dwight, what's an auger used for? Dwight K. Schrute: Post hole digging. [points and laughs with Esther] Esther: Stupid.