Quote from Andy in Moving On
Pete: Hey. Andy: Come on in. Have a seat. Uh, thanks for coming in, I just gotta get something off my chest. I just got some really weird news and, uh, I'm just gonna come out and say it. I just got off the phone with my doctor, and it turns out I contracted [reading from computer] shlmydia... from Erin. And it's incurable. Pretty lame, huh? Pete: Yeah. [long pause] You were gone. Andy: I knew it! Pete: For a long time, Andy. Andy: You and Erin are fuhhhh... Pete: Andy, just so you know, there was no overlap. Andy: No overlap? Great. Good. Wow. This is suddenly so easy. Guess what? You're fired! Pete: What? Andy: Yeah. You. Are. Fired! One of the perks of being boss. I can fire anyone who steals my girlfriend. And wow, that turns out to be you. Yup. Sorry. [singing] So you had a bad day- Pete: Andy? Andy: ..The camera don't lie! Pete: Andy. Andy: You're being an idiot get... Pete: I'm trying- Andy: Out of my office, turns out you're fired. Pete: Andy. Andy: Because you suck. Pete: You can't fire- Andy: And you're fired... Pete: If you want to talk to me- Andy: So you had a bad day... Pete: I'll be in the annex.