Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in The Target
Dwight K. Schrute: Where does gayness come from? And how is it transmitted? Toby: That is- That is a loaded question. Angela: My pastor said it can come from breast feeding. Toby: He said that? Angela: Well, he didn't fight me hard on it. Toby: I- I don't know if there's truth to- To, uh, to that. Angela: What is it called when two men intertwine their penises like the snakes on the medic-alert bracelet? Toby: Uh... Uh... Angela: Is it called red-vining? Dwight K. Schrute: Is it called red-vining? Toby: I don't... Dwight K. Schrute: We heard it was called red-vining. Angela: People red vine. Dwight K. Schrute: Where are gay mens' vaginas? Toby: They- They don't have vaginas. Dwight K. Schrute: What? Toby: No. They're just regular men. Dwight K. Schrute: When two gay men have sex, how do they know whose penis will open up to accept the other person's penis? Toby: Uh... Wow!