Dwight K. Schrute: Do you see how the trapeze completely surrounds the wire? That means it's literally impossible for anyone to fall off. So you will merely sit below and be my counterweight as I pedal across the parking lot to that telephone pole.
Pam: I will?
Dwight K. Schrute: You will. Yeah we weigh about the same, wouldn't you say?
Pam: Sure, if you weigh 105 pounds.
Dwight K. Schrute: So you'll do it?
Pam: No.
Dwight K. Schrute: Come on, this will be the only thrill of your boring life.
Pam: Dwight, you may find this hard to believe, but I love my boring life.
Dwight K. Schrute: Come on.
Pam: Exactly the way it is.
Dwight K. Schrute: No, Pam.
Pam: Yes, and there's nothing you could say that would get me to run the slightest risk of losing it.
Dwight K. Schrute: Please? Please, Pam?
Pam: Find someone else. I don't know. Ask Phyllis.
Dwight K. Schrute: I can't use Phyllis. Are you kidding me? The moment she steps off this bar I'll be launched into space. God, you're so insensitive.