Quote from Andy in Welcome Party
Andy: Well, first just let me say that I hope when I'm done with the sort of ugly bits that we can stay friends. Jessica: You're breaking up with me? Andy: Uh, no. No. You always do this. You twist my words around. Part of me thinks we should just end this right now. Jessica: Oh, my God. Are you leaving me for Erin? You said she wasn't relationship material and she wasn't as good as me, but it's her, isn't it? Andy: Whoa! That? No. Okay. You want honesty? Super-honesty time. I'm gay. Jessica: What? Andy: I am gay, and I prefer men. Kenny: I knew it! Andy: You did not, Kenny! Kenny: You invited me to go shopping with you. Andy: I like hanging out with you. You're a cool guy. Which proves my point. That I'm gay. Jessica: Andy, you're not gay. I mean, we were... together. And you seemed pretty excitable. Andy: Well, I was faking it. I had to fake it every time. I had to imagine that I was in a steam room with John Stamos. Jessica: I can't say it doesn't make sense. Andy: Well... I mean, I was good at hiding it, but- Jessica: Look, it's fine, Andy. I didn't think we were gonna get married or anything. I just- I'm just upset for now. Andy: Understandable. And I'm really sorry. I really am. So, we should probably go.