Dwight K. Schrute: You're nothing! You're so weak, you call yourself a man? Huh?
Darryl: This doesn't help me. I don't respond to that kind of strategy.
Dwight K. Schrute: Okay, fine. Finish your set on your own and never come back to my gym again!
Darryl: Dwight, come back and spot me.
Dwight K. Schrute: All right, I'll help you. But first, you gotta tell me what your goal is. What do you want?
Darryl: To push this bar up.
Dwight K. Schrute: No! Because if that was the case, the bar would be up by now. What is your goal?
Darryl: Help me!
Dwight K. Schrute: What do you want!?!
Darryl: To look good for Val!
Dwight K. Schrute: Val Kilmer? I don't buy it. That doesn't make any sense. Wow! I figured out your goal. I am going to make you the buffest dude Val Kilmer has ever seen.