Quote from Erin in Pam's Replacement
Andy: In two minutes I want you to come into this meeting and tell me I have a really important phone call. I'm not going to take it because I want him to know how important the meeting is to me. Erin: Who's calling? Andy: Nobody. Just say that I'm- Just make it up that I have a phone call. And then I'm going to refuse to take it. Erin: You're not going to take it? Andy: Just make up a phone call. It's not a real call. Make it up. Erin: Oh. Oh. Okay. Andy: And come and tell me. Doesn't matter what it is. Erin: You're not going to get it though? Andy: I'm not going to take it. And then he's going to be like, "Whoa, this is a really important meeting". Erin: Copy that. Andy: [returning to the client] Okay, so tell me exactly what kind of deal you are getting now and I'll tell you how we can beat it. Client: Uh well we've been going with... Erin: Andy. Andy: Yeah. Erin: You have a very important call. Andy: I'm sorry. I'm with a very important client. It'll have to wait. Erin: Are you sure? It's really, really important. Andy: There is nothing more important to me right now than this meeting. Erin: Really? Because your mother is dead. Client: Oh, my God. Andy: I don't think she's dead. Erin: She's dead. She was hit by a bus. Andy: She's not dead. This is exactly the kind of thing my mom pulls. Erin: This isn't one of those times. It's the police. They said it's the worst they've ever seen.