Andy: And I'd like to add that your work has been a little sloppy. So, Dwight and I have implemented a new program that we like to call... Dwight.
Dwight K. Schrute: The Accountability Booster. It registers every time a mistake has been made in the office. From a late delivery to an accounting error. Five strikes in a day equals a home run. One home run and you're out.
Andy: If we as a group make five mistakes in a day, something bad happens like we block Minesweeper.
Dwight K. Schrute: Or in this case an email gets sent to Robert California containing the consultants report from last year. Remember the one that recommended the branch be shutdown? And as a fail-safe also every negative email you've ever written about him to the group will also be forwarded to him.
Kelly: What emails are you talking about?
Dwight K. Schrute: Robert's favorite songs: Creep by TLC, Creep by Radio Head. You remember that one, Jim? "There is no way he hasn't strangled at least one stripper", Oscar. "He eats his yogurt like he is punishing it for disappointing him", Kelly.
Kelly: That's not that bad actually.
Dwight K. Schrute: "P.S. We should should kill him."