Jim: So I've been meaning to tell you. I want to take you out for lunch. For your last day. What do you think? Tomorrow? Lunch? You and me?
Michael Scott: [unenthusiastic] Okay.
Jim: You're not leaving tomorrow. You're leaving today, right?
Michael Scott: [crying] Maybe.
Jim: Wow, so that's it, huh? Just 4:00 and you are gone for good.
Michael Scott: Why am I so sad? Am I doing the wrong thing?
Jim: Absolutely not. It's just that sometimes goodbyes are a bitch. [chuckles]
Michael Scott: [into recorder] T-shirt idea. "Goodbyes stink." Okay. All right. So... James Halpert, you started with this company [breaking up] as a fine young man.
Jim: You know what I think we should do? I think we should just save the goodbyes for tomorrow. At lunch.
Michael Scott: Oh. Okay.
Jim: And then tomorrow, I can tell you [clears throat] what a great boss you turned out to be. Best boss I ever had.