Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in Goodbye, Michael
Michael Scott: Dwight, I don't own Dunder Mifflin, okay? The job was not mine to give. Look, I need your advice on something. I am told that there are bears in the Rockies. Dwight K. Schrute: Where did you hear that? Obvious XM radio? Michael Scott: Well, I was just thinking that maybe I should keep a salami in my pocket... Dwight K. Schrute: Great idea. Michael Scott: In order to feed the bears. Dwight K. Schrute: Especially if you think that life would be better without legs! Michael Scott: How do you mean? Dwight K. Schrute: Black bears can smell a salami at five Miles, Michael. What are you thinking? And they run faster than a horse. So if you were thinking about outrunning them on a horse, I would try a cheetah. You in tight pants, Michael, are a salami to a black bear. Do you understand? Michael Scott: Mm-hmm. Dwight K. Schrute: You're like a giant walking salami. Michael Scott: Okay, so no salami in the pants. How about a pepperoni? Dwight K. Schrute: Any kind of meat you can possibly name. Okay.