Andy: [in a Texan accent] Hmm, I'm gonna play me a little ol' black mail card .
Kevin: Nice.
Andy: And call a proxy meeting to take control of Ewing Oil once and for all.
Kevin: No, you can't do that. You can't play a black mail card and call a proxy meeting in the same turn.
Andy: Why not? Seems to me we're just making up rules cause somebody forgot to staple the rulebook to the inside of the game like a normal human being.
Darryl: [also in a Texan accent] And I'm gonna play this here, "Share the wealth" card.
Andy: Oooh.
Darryl: Which entitles me to half of both of y'alls money, so if you don't mind...
Kevin: No, this card is from the wrong game. This is from "The Game of Life".
Darryl: It was in the box.
Andy: Well played.
Darryl: Thank you.
Andy: We must honorably adhere to the rules we are making up on the spot.
Kevin: No, but that's not fair.
Andy: Well that's Dallas.
Darryl: Dallas indeed.