Kevin: What?
Andy: Sorry, when did you get married?
Kelly: Umm, like a week ago, we got really wasted and it just felt right.
Andy: And you didn't invite any of us?
Ryan: We are getting divorced, Andy! This is such a raw time.
Kelly: God baby, you know, people's reactions to this, I wonder if we made a mistake.
Ryan: No, with the messed up laws in this country, I don't want to be married until everyone can be married.
Oscar: You know what, Ryan, I talked to the other gay guys, and we're okay with it. We all agreed it's fine if you got married.
Ryan: No, Oscar. Not- Not until everyone can!
Kelly: Ryan, I changed my mind.
Ryan: Okay, fine, you know what, this actually isn't amicable at all and we actually do need people to take sides. Who is on my side? [no hands go up]
Kelly: And who is on my side? [again, no hands]