Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in Viewing Party
Dwight K. Schrute: Insert it in my mouth. Jim: That's not gonna make your pizza eating experience any better. Trust me. Dwight K. Schrute: No, try me. Pam: Jim, just don't think of it as degrading. Think of it as, you happen to be moving the pizza six inches his way and he happens to be biting it. Dwight K. Schrute: I'd prefer for him to think of it as degrading. Jim: Okay. [puts pizza into Dwight's mouth] Dwight K. Schrute: No. Crust first. Okay, now the beer. Beer me, Jim. Ssss. Gentle. Now, I've gotta go meet Angela. Pam: What? No, wait! You said you were gonna help us! Dwight K. Schrute: I have a legal obligation to Angela. Okay, she needs to be serviced. Jim: You need to stop talking. Dwight K. Schrute: Oh, come on. Stop the fake prissy act. We're in the real world. Sex contracts exist!