Quote from Michael Scott in Sex Ed
Oscar: What is this about? Michael Scott: Oscar, we once sucked face in public. As part of an office presentation to destroy the stigma about gay kissing. Do you recall? Oscar: Yes! Michael Scott: You may have given me a sexually transmitted disease. Oscar: What? Michael Scott: Herpes duplex. Dwight K. Schrute: It was probably just an ingrown mustache hair but we have to be exhaustive. Michael Scott: I have already contacted all of my ex-lovers except for you. Oscar: We were never lovers! Dwight K. Schrute: I'm gonna need a list of every man you've ever had sex with. I'm talking train stations, men's rooms... Michael Scott: Flower shops, fireworks celebrations... Dwight K. Schrute: Fence with a hole in it.. Michael Scott: Moonlit gondola, carriage drive through Central Park... Dwight K. Schrute: The woods behind the liquor store, the swamp behind the old folk's home. Michael Scott: Electric car dealership. [Oscar gets up to leave] Dwight K. Schrute: The democratic primaries, Michael Scott: Oscar, think abou- Think!