Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in The Chump
Mediator: Finally there's a provision here in the occurrence that the child is born an old man, a la Benjamin Button. Angela: Same page. Go to the next one. Dwight K. Schrute: Same page. Just keep moving. Mediator: Despite the provision covering whether this is all part of the matrix- Dwight K. Schrute: Which we can't know. Mediator: This is essentially- Dwight K. Schrute: Unless we're unplugged. Mediator: -equivalent to a donor or surrogate contractor. Dwight K. Schrute: And wake up in the future. Mediator: Which is actually pretty common. So I have to tell you that this is a solid contract. Dwight K. Schrute: What? Mediator: Look, I can't enforce that anybody have a child with anyone else. Angela: What? Mediator: So essentially, this comes down to damages. Now, there is some precedence for the range of $30,000. Dwight K. Schrute: What? [aside to camera:] Dwight K. Schrute: I don't have $30,000 lying around. I have it buried very deeply, and I don't want to dig past a certain someone to get it.