Kelly: [on the phone] This is the second time that you've sent me the wrong size. I mean, I know what a four feels like. I've been a four my whole life. You know what? You can go to Hell. All right? Thanks for nothing.
Dwight K. Schrute: Oh, man. White people, right?
Kelly: I don't know if she was white.
Dwight K. Schrute: Well, you can kinda tell from the voice.
Kelly: Yeah.
Dwight K. Schrute: I bet you get pulled over by the cops a lot, just because of your race.
Kelly: Well, they say it's because of texting, but maybe you're right.
Dwight K. Schrute: I think you should consider applying for the executive minority training program.
Kelly: Never thought of myself as an executive before.
Dwight K. Schrute: I know, 'cause you have no role models. How many Indian CEOs can you think of?
Kelly: I can't think of any CEOs, any race.
Dwight K. Schrute: You could be the Indian Bill Gates. You could be the Indian Ted Turner.
Kelly: I could be the Indian Julia Roberts.
Dwight K. Schrute: That's not- She's- Okay. Yes.