Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in St. Patrick's Day
Jim: [on the phone] And I'm actually pleased to be able to offer you printer cartridges and toner now. Dwight K. Schrute: [whispers] Oh Jim, Jim! Sorry to bother you. Jim: What? Dwight K. Schrute: My headphones are broken. Jim: Right. Dwight K. Schrute: Can I listen to my music at a low volume? Jim: Yeah, that's great. Great. Dwight K. Schrute: Okay? [Unplugs cord, sings] "The cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon, little boy blue-" Jim: When's the last time you upgraded your printer? Dwight K. Schrute: "-and the man in the moon. When you coming home Dad? I don't know when-" Jim: [whispers] Please stop that! Dwight K. Schrute: "-But we'll be together then-" Jim: Can you grow up? Dwight K. Schrute: "-Dad, you know we'll have a good time then."