Jim: How are we doing on contractions?
Michael Scott: Two minutes apart.
Jim: Two minutes...
Pam: Oh, God. Oh, no.
Jim: Michael, I told you.
Michael Scott: It's okay.
Jim: No, I told you to warn me at five minutes.
Pam: Jim, we waited too long!
Michael Scott: I know, I know, I know. It went by too soon.
Jim: We waited too long! Two minutes doesn't do us any good. Well, what happened to four and three minutes?
Michael Scott: We're okay, Jim! Okay, Pamela. You know what time it is?
Pam: I don't want to have my baby here.
Michael Scott: You're not going to. You know where you're going?
Pam: The hospital.
Michael Scott: Yes, you are. And you know what you're going to have?
Pam: A baby.
Michael Scott: Yes! We're going to the hospital and we're going to have a baby.