Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in Murder
Dwight K. Schrute: How can I pose this to you in a relatable way? You are all members of the Yakuza and you happen to be visiting the Lackawanna trolley museum and you are attacked by triads. How can you hold them off until your clan arrives? You cannot go wrong with a throat punch. Jim: Okay, so there's no defense for that, good to know. Dwight K. Schrute: No, there is a defense for that. Let me demonstrate. Someone attack me. Kevin, go! Kevin: No way. Last time you pulled my pants down and then you tried to choke me with my shoelace. Dwight K. Schrute: False. I did choke you with your shoelace. Now come at me! Jim: Okay, with all due respect to everyone here, I think the most worthy opponent of you is you. Dwight K. Schrute: That is correct. Unless there happened to be measles present.