Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in Double Date
Dwight K. Schrute: Good morning, Michael. Michael Scott: Morning, Dwight. Dwight K. Schrute: Hungry? Michael Scott: No. I had a fish stick sandwich. Actually, I had two fish stick sandwiches. My girlfriend didn't want hers. Because I guess I'm the only aphrodisiac she needs. Dwight K. Schrute: Fish sticks are not an aphrodisiac. Michael Scott: Yeah- Dwight K. Schrute: You're thinking of deer penis. Michael Scott: It worked. Dwight K. Schrute: Regardless. That was over two hours ago and it is now a scientific fact that you are hungry. Bagel? Michael Scott: I don't mind if I do. Dwight K. Schrute: Okay. I brought cheese too. Michael Scott: I'm taking one for my lady friend. Dwight K. Schrute: Excellent. Michael Scott: Brain food. Thank you very much. Dwight K. Schrute: Okay. [on the way out] You owe me.