Mr. Grotti: [on speakerphone] This is Grotti.
Michael Scott: This is Scott.
Mr. Grotti: Oh, great, Michael. I'm just finishing up your paperwork right now.
Michael Scott: Oh, really? Is that supposed to scare me?
Mr. Grotti: I thought you'd be pleased.
Michael Scott: Well, you thought wrong. Because I am not pleased. I'm actually kind of P.O.'d.
Mr. Grotti: What? Why?
Michael Scott: I think you know exactly why. Because you were trying to scare me into buying insurance.
Mr. Grotti: I don't get it. How was I scaring you?
Michael Scott: I think you knew exactly what you were doing, and frankly, I think you were being a total and utter jerk. You suck!
Dwight K. Schrute: Whoa, whoa.
Michael Scott: And I'm not going to buy your stupid insurance.
Dwight K. Schrute: Let's wrap it up.
Michael Scott: How about that? The only person that actually needs insurance is you if you show your face around here again. Got it?
Mr. Grotti: Look, Michael, when we all calm down here, maybe at some point in the future, you change your mind, why don't you give give me a call?
Michael Scott: Doubt it. [hangs up] What a tool.