Dwight K. Schrute: Michael, incredible news. Grotti is clean.
Michael Scott: No, he's not. He's just good. Nothing sticks to him. You still don't understand how this works.
Andy: No, Michael, what we're trying to say is we made a mistake assuming he was mafia. I have a buddy who's a Fed, and we did a background check on the guy. His background is perfectly clean.
Dwight K. Schrute: It's true, he's clean. I have a couple of friends still on the force. Checked with them. Ran his Fed friend up the flagpole to make sure he wasn't on the take. Turns out he's a totally lovely guy. Sweetest guy on the force, really.
Andy: Class act. Boy scout.
Michael Scott: But Grotti acts like he's mafia, though.
Andy: He's trying to intimidate you to close sales. He's just a pushy salesman.
Dwight K. Schrute: And he made us all look like chumps.