Kevin: [answering phone] Hello.
Agent: Hello, Mr. Halpert? I'm calling from the identity theft department at Capital One. We've detected some unusual activity on your credit card.
Kevin: Oh, man, do you think it was stolen?
Agent: First, would you mind verifying your home address?
Kevin: Uh, yes. [looking through papers on Kevin's desk, finds a paycheck] Linden Ave., Scranton, PA.
Agent: May I have the last four digits of your social security?
Kevin: Six six five zero.
Agent: Well, Mr. Halpert, you're obviously not in San Juan, Puerto Rico.
Kevin: Wait a minute. Yes, I am.
Agent: I'm going to go ahead put a hold on your card.
Kevin: No. I think that we should let the criminal use the card a little longer.
Agent: Very funny, sir. We'll get a new card out to you right away. You have a nice day. And thank you.
Kevin: Shoot.