Michael Scott: All right, hey, hey, hey! Calm down, calm down. Ryan, you lived in New York. What do you think?
Ryan: Well, first of all, there's no such thing as "the mafia." What you have are specific families. What's the guy's last name?
Michael Scott: Um. It is Grotti.
Andy: Oh, no. Fabulous.
Dwight K. Schrute: Oh boy.
Oscar: What? I mean, what?
Andy: John Gotti, you idiot.
Oscar: It's a- It's a completely different name.
Phyllis: So he won't get caught.
Andy: It's pretty close.
Oscar: What are you talking about? What mobster would change his name from Gotti to Grotti? It weakens it.
Dwight K. Schrute: No, I disagree. "R" is among the most menacing of sounds. That's why they call it murder, not "mukduk."