Michael Scott: [on phone] I need you to get me the prices that you're charging Ed's tires so I can undercut Dunder Mifflin.
Dwight K. Schrute: I don't know that I can do that now. You know, uh, something's come up.
Michael Scott: Oh n- Is it Mose? Did you put the cover on that well?
Dwight K. Schrute: No, Mose is fine. I roped it off. It's not about Mose. Listen, things are changing here, Michael, they're changing fast.
Michael Scott: I'm not following you.
Dwight K. Schrute: Imagine... Someone has a personal hero they really wanna help. But then there's this new guy. Very cool, very Will Smith-esque, who would not like it if he helped his hero.
Michael Scott: Personal hero, cool new guy. Okay, I think I'm getting your drift.
Dwight K. Schrute: Good, do you see what I'm saying?
Michael Scott: Crystal clear. So is this for a movie that you're writing?
Dwight K. Schrute: No.
Michael Scott: Can I use it? [Pam holds up a note saying "He's talking about you!"]
Dwight K. Schrute: No.
Michael Scott: [Michael dismisses the note, Ryan and Pam point to notepad] Dwight, are you talking about us?
Dwight K. Schrute: It is possible that I could be talking about us.
Michael Scott: Someone could say it is like the situation that we are in now?
Dwight K. Schrute: It is the situation that we are in now.
Michael Scott: So I would say that the old boss has always been good to Dwight, and he was there first, so he has dibs. You respect dibs, don't you?
Dwight K. Schrute: I'm not a barbarian.
Michael Scott: Good. Will you meet me in 20 minutes at the spot?
Dwight K. Schrute: I will.
Michael Scott: Dwight?
Dwight K. Schrute: Yes?
Michael Scott: Is the cool new guy Charles?
Dwight K. Schrute: I've said too much.
Michael Scott: Is it Stanley?