Michael Scott: Cancelled, my 15th anniversary party. Just pulled the rug out from under me. He said, "no figs". I've already bought them. And I don't have a place to store them. So I feel like I've been sort of boned.
David: Michael.
Michael Scott: Did you talk to him about this? You've talked to him all day, obviously. Did you talk to him about this?
David: Well, I didn't know about the figs, specifically-
Michael Scott: Well, okay, then I don't get it. It doesn't make any sense to me. Because I thought in the new system, that I was supposed to talk to Charles and then Charles was supposed to talk to you, and that will dilute any need for me to ever talk to you again.
David: That's not exactly the new system.
Michael Scott: Clearly, that's what you wanted.
David: No.
Michael Scott: Fifteen years I've been here and I have sacrificed a lot.
David: Yes.
Michael Scott: I've put having a family on hold.
David: We didn't ask you to do that.
Michael Scott: And I've never gone hang-gliding. And I've never driven my car to the top of Mount Washington.