Quote from Michael Scott in Golden Ticket
David: What is going on here? Michael Scott: Okay, here's what happened, David. It was all my idea. You called me and you were really angry at me and I got scared, so I had Dwight take the fall, but now it turns out that it's a great idea, and Dwight will not confess. Can you believe that? David: No, no. Dwight K. Schrute: It is my idea. Michael Scott: Oh, how dare you? Dwight K. Schrute: It is my idea. I'm filled with good ideas. Thousands of good ideas! Michael Scott: You are? Good ideas, huh? Did you come up with toilet buddy? It's a net, a circular net you put inside the toilet to catch your change and your wallet from falling into the toilet? Formerly known as toilet guard? Dwight K. Schrute: Horse boat! A canoe built around your horse so you can go from riding to water travel without slowing down. Horse boat! Michael Scott: Toilet sponge. It's a hollowed out sponge that is more absorbent and softer than toilet paper. I have a lot of toilet ideas. Dwight K. Schrute: 'Cause they're easy. Michael Scott: They're not easy. Dwight K. Schrute: Toilet piano bench. Michael Scott: Women's urinal! Everybody has to go to the bathroom.