David: [on the phone] Hey, guys. I have with me Dwight Schrute. Dwight, take it away.
Dwight K. Schrute: Listen up. Here's the deal. I love candy, sweet sugary candy, from the second it touches my tongue to the moment its metabolized by my stomach acid, so naturally I liked Willy Wonka.
Guy: Wait, do you guys hear that? There's not a dog listening in is there? I hear panting.
David: No. No dogs.
Dwight K. Schrute: So, I love Willy Wonka. The golden ticket scene is so inspiring to me that that's where I came up with that idea.
Michael Scott: [bursting into the room] There is no movie called Willy Wonka. It's called Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.
Pam: It's actually based on a book called Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.
Michael Scott: I can't vouch for that. But I do know this, he is a liar. He has taken my idea.