Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in Golden Ticket
Dwight K. Schrute: I got a knock-knock joke. Michael Scott: No, no. Dwight K. Schrute: Michael, please? Please. Please let me. Michael Scott: Alright. Dwight K. Schrute: Knock knock. Michael Scott: Who's there? Dwight K. Schrute: KGB. Michael Scott: KG- [Dwight slaps Michael across the face] Dwight K. Schrute: [in a Russian accent] We will ask the questions. Michael Scott: What the hell was that? Dwight K. Schrute: What are you doing? Michael Scott: What are you doing? Dwight K. Schrute: Hey, hey, hey. Stop that. Michael Scott: You, you like that? Dwight K. Schrute: Come on. What are you doing? Mine was part of my hilarious joke! Michael Scott: Mine was retribution. What are you doing? No more knock-knock jokes. That's it.