Michael Scott: Good morning, Viet Nashua! Sales. Sales is what "bwings" us together today. How do we deal with clients who say, "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn about paper," and get them to show us the money? Well, we are going to find out today. Show of hands. How many of you are salesmen? Let's see the salesmen. Ooh, okay. Well, I know what the rest of you are thinking. Wow, yuck. Salesmen are the worst. They are awful. They are so arrogant. They think the whole place revolves around them. Handsome. Good listeners. Funny. Mr.
Wonderful. So, okay, you're a salesman. What's your name?
A.J.: A.J.
Michael Scott: What kind of name is A.J.? What, do you race cars?
A.J.: I'm a salesman. That's why I raised my hand.
Michael Scott: Ooh, ouch. Okay, good. You're funny. Very good and funny. Tell me, A.J. Are you dating? Is there somebody you date?
A.J.: Yeah. Why, are you interested?